How to get kicked out of Burger King
Run up to the cash register and jump on the counter and sing "Shake your bootay shake your bootay!" While shaking it!!
keep asking for random needs & ask random questions from the cashier & customers
"do you go to school?"
"whats your favorite teachers name"
"I WANT A PET ROCK"
"if i was being attacked by super powerful ponies, will you run around the world with someone who lives in hawaii for me?"
yell when you have food. " Where is My FOOD!" tne
run out to the cook and say. " WHERE IS MY FIOOD!!! IT IS NOT ON MY
TABLE!!!" poining to our table then run around saying it.
take your meal and say "ITS NOT RIGHT!" and throw it at them
sing:I **** YOU I **** YOU I **** YOU BURGERKING!!!!!!!!! while standing on a table doing the chicken dance
run laps around the whole restaurant, even in the kitchen too
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bring your iPod inside and sing
"THE LAST TIME I FREAKED OUT
I JUST KEPT LOOKING DOWN
I ST ST STUTTERED WHEN YOU ASK ME WHAT I’M THINKIN’ ’BOUT
FELT LIKE I COULDN’T BREATHE
YOU ASKED WHATS WRONG WITH ME
MY BEST FRIEND LESLIE SAID SHES JUST BEING MILEY
THE NEXT TIME WE HANG OUT
I WILL REDEEM MYSELF
MY HEART CANT REST ’TIL THEN
WHOA WHOA
I, I CANT WAIT TO SEE YOU AGAIN
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I-N-D-E-P-E-N-D-A-N-T
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!
SHE GOT HER OWN HOUSE
SHE GOT HER OWN CAR
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BUT I ALL KNOW IS EVERYTHING’S GONNA BE ALL RIGHT
NO ONE NO ONE NO ONE
CAN GET IN THE WAY I’M FEELING
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APPLEBOTTOM JEANS (jeans)
BOOTS WITH THE FUR (with the fur)
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PLEASE DON’T STOP THE MUSIC (music music)
PLEASE DON’T STOP THE MUSIC (music music)
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JUST LIKE A TATTOO
ILL ALWAYS HAVE YOU
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and the big encore....
EVERYBODY MAKES MISTAKES
EVERYBODY HAS THOSE DAYS
1, 2, 3, 4
EVERYBODY MAKES MISTAKES
EVERYBODY HAS THOSE DAYS
EVERYBODY KNOWS WHAT WHAT IM TALKING BOUT
EVERYBODY GETS THAT DAY"
Then they will grab your iPod and you say
"what? you like Hannah Montana too?!?!?!"
guaranteed this will happen!
Bring your whole Webkinz family to eat.
for example, you have about 80 *cough*CMain*cough*
excuse me *cough*
and you take all the seats, and request more
order a whole meal for each of them
when they are done, gather up all of your Webkinz
when they ask you for the money
you point to your imaginary friend behind and say
"he/she will pay! right? *nudge air* right
OKAY BYE!"
Run to the back and try to cook but make a mess. Sing
Im cooking things, I’m cooking things, I’m cooking things for people to eat(Repeat)
sing the clean up song while you are throwing your food at the cook.
Start pointing out all of the reasons why it is
not healthy for you on a bullhorn. Then patroll the parking lot with a
cow. saying "save the cows from iceage in a freezer!"
Walk in to it and bring your whole family on
both sides take all of the seats then get up to go they say "where’s
’da mooola?" and hten you say, "Bob,will pay!"poked your air friend
then runs out.
Pretend your some confused lady and order a
’Diet Water’ Then keep asking for Dustin and if they say "Dustin
doesn’t live here" say "NO! i am absoultly sure this is the right
house! If they still don’t kick you out point to your table and say "my
food! it’s dissapeared! I’m possesed! no!!!!!" Then if THEY STILL don’t
kick you out stand on the table and sing (and do the dance) "CRAZY
LE-EGS, CRAZY LE-EGS!" by then i can garauntee you be outa there!
Bonus: if your at the drive thru, make sure to keep telling them over and over that your order is TO GO!
construct a boat made of tables and chairs then start to sing "Yo ho, yo ho, a pirates life for me!" (Repeat)
Stand at the counter and order, but quickly
change your mind. Be like, "Okay, I’ll have a cheeseburger. Oooh! Wait,
how bout a hamburger! Hold the pickles, actually keep the pickles. No,
instead i’ll have chicken nuggets. 4 piece. Actually 6. With a Sprite.
I mean Coke. Diet Coke. Wait! Can I have fries with my 4 piece nuggets?
A small fries. Actually a large. You know what, I don’t what nuggets. I
want a salad. Ceaser please. No wait! Chicken salad....." You get the
picture.
go on and on saying i want a cheeseburger with
out any cheese and when they try to correct you get mad and say no i
want a cheeseburger w/out cheese not a hamburger..
(continue on and on and on and ......)
You are in the drive thru say. " COME ON!!!
WHERE IS MY FOOD!!" yelluing at the person behider you, then park your
car in the drive thur go into the restursd getb on the counter and
yell/ " IS THIS MY FOOD??" looking at a pain pice of meat, Then star
singing a horrbie annyonying somg
jump on the table and scream "WAKE ME UP WEN SEPTEMBER ENDS!!!!!!!!" and go into the kitchen screaming that and kick the cook
Scream the song Mary had a Little Lamb, while dancing badly on the table eating fries.
say "hi i want a big mac,a
mic chiken,uhh and a mic flurly" then wen the person who takes ur
orders says "im sorry but we dont sell those" you scream "WHAT????U PPL
R STUPID OF COURSE YOU SELL THOSE THINGS!!!!!!....oops this isnt
macdonalds"
Hope you LOVED them!
Subject: WANNA GET KICKED OUT OF BURGER KING??? COME HERE!! 
Sun May 25, 2008 5:07 pm
